Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!Wife: Darling...