ON THE STRONGER SIDE OF COMEDY

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately\n only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the\n world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

PS::: DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS IS TO POST THAT HOW FAR OUR FILMS ARE FROM REALITY..................

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IRONY OF LIFE

SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. ....lol

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NEW TELUGU MOVIE TITLES AND PUNCH LINES

BUNTY.....oka babai love story

DOOLA THEERINDA...inka theerakapothe malla chudu

CHI..CHI.. idhi kuda love story ne

KAKAPOTHE...anni cinemalu variety gaa vundavu

NEE VAYASU NAAKU THELUSU....nee 10th certificate chusa

NANNODILEYI..! akkada adhi waiting

NUVVU RAKAPOYINA PARWALEDU.....vacchi velagabettedenti..? THATHAYYA...evvarimata vinapadadhu

AUNTY....U..Enti

ENDUKU? .....but y?

CHEPPALANI VUNDI....evaru vinadaniki leru

JEEVITHAM.....cinema kadu

CHEPPU THEGUDDI.....paravaledu nenu kuttista

NINNU CHUSAKA....kallu dobbayi

CHIRIGINDAYA CHANDRAM....chudaleka

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:::IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA:::

There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain

The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson

None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least

Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

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THE ART OF DRIFTING: How To Drift A Car (As seen in Fast and Furious: Tokyo...

possible to drift a frontwheel drive car, but it is a lot more difficult.

The first step in all drift techniques is to make sure your engine RPM's are at 4000 - 5000 before entering into any drift.

The first drift technique is the power over:

1. As you near the corner turn into it.
2. Once you've turned into the corner, momentarily kick in the dutch and release. This causes a break traction on the rear wheels.
3. Once the car begins to drift, control the throttle and countersteer, by turning the steering wheel in the opposite direction.
4. Control the line and angle with the countersteer and throttle. Gradually straighten out the car as you exit the corner.

The handbrake technique:

1. As you near the corner, turn into it.
2. Push in the dutch pedal and pull the handbrake simultaneously. The handbrake should only be pulled up long enough for the rear end of the car to swing outwards.
3. Once the desired angle is reached, release the handbrake and dutch. This should break traction and initiate the drift.
4. Exit the corner as in the power over technique.

The feint drift technique:

1. Once you are almost at the corner, slightly turn the steering wheel so that the car is turning away from the corner.This will momentarily transfer the vehicle weight outwards.
2. Immediately cut back towards the turn, and at the same time release the dutch, which will cause the rear wheels to spin. You will feel a hydroplane effect in the car as you slide around the curve. Do not let the drift go, because it will give you momentum for the next corner.
3. Keep your foot on the accelerator to keep it from spinning out.
4. As you approach the next turn,cut your steering wheel in the direction of the turn: If you were too slow on your first drift, kick the dutch again to get the wheels spinning.

More links and sites on this page

Code:

http://madeinatlantis.com/fast_furious/drifting_tutorial.htm

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Lock Your Folder With Password Without Using any Programs

The main steps are

1- make a new folder ( name it as you like )

2- inside this folder make a ( TXT ) file & copy inside it this:
Code:
cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Private
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Private goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure you want to lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Private "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%== password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Private
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Private
echo Private created successfully
goto End
:End

3- After u copy the Command go to line ( 23 ) u will find this word : password here (Change it with ) any password u like.

4- After that go to file --> ‘save as’ and name as locker.bat ( name of the text file).

5- Now back to the folder & u will find a ( LOCKER ) command file .

6- Click on it & u will find a new folder (Private )

7- Ok ,, now copy what u want in it & after that go to ( locker ) by click on it , it will open and ask you want lock your folder? Y/N ?



8- Tap y

9- If you want UNLOCK your folder ,go to (locker) & tap your pass and you will see your private folder.



That’s all…amazing is'nt..... try it now....

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