SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. ....lol
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