ON THE STRONGER SIDE OF COMEDY

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent....

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IRONY OF LIFE

SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.LECTURE: An art...

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NEW TELUGU MOVIE TITLES AND PUNCH LINES

BUNTY.....oka babai love story DOOLA THEERINDA...inka theerakapothe malla chudu CHI..CHI.. idhi kuda love story ne KAKAPOTHE...anni cinemalu variety gaa vundavu NEE VAYASU NAAKU THELUSU....nee 10th certificate chusa NANNODILEYI..! akkada adhi waiting NUVVU RAKAPOYINA PARWALEDU.....vacchi velagabettedenti..? THATHAYYA...evvarimata vinapadadhu AUNTY....U..Enti ENDUKU? .....but y? CHEPPALANI VUNDI....evaru vinadaniki leru...

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:::IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA:::

There would be 10 times as many people on the shipThere would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rainThe movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dipThe iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lessonNone of the women would float due to heavy designer...

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THE ART OF DRIFTING: How To Drift A Car (As seen in Fast and Furious: Tokyo...

possible to drift a frontwheel drive car, but it is a lot more difficult. The first step in all drift techniques is to make sure your engine RPM's are at 4000 - 5000 before entering into any drift. The first drift technique is the power over: 1. As you near the corner turn into it. 2. Once you've turned into the corner, momentarily kick in the dutch and release. This causes a break traction on the rear wheels. 3. Once...

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Lock Your Folder With Password Without Using any Programs

The main steps are1- make a new folder ( name it as you like )2- inside this folder make a ( TXT ) file & copy inside it this: Code: cls@ECHO OFFtitle Folder Privateif EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCKif NOT EXIST Private goto MDLOCKER:CONFIRMecho Are you sure you want to lock the folder(Y/N)set/p "cho=>"if %cho%==Y goto LOCKif %cho%==y goto LOCKif %cho%==n goto ENDif %cho%==N goto...

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